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Total Medals Earned: 193 (From 41 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,090 Points

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/26/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Babies Dream...

PHYSICAL THERAPY Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER 25 Points Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Bully Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy Unlocked 10/1/09
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy Unlocked 9/30/09
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Nude Boy Unlocked 9/30/09
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner Unlocked 9/30/09
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Medals Earned: 8/9 (400/500 points)

Barbarian Bob [Remake]

Carbon Copy Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Barbaric 25 Points Kill 50 Enemies.
Savage Speed 25 Points Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Rags to Riches 50 Points Collect over $20000 in loot.
Warlock Holmes 50 Points Find all secret items.
Barbarian King 100 Points Complete every achievement.
InvinciBob 100 Points Finish the game without dying.
Shieldless Wonder 100 Points Finish the game without using your shield.

Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 7/19/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 2/11/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Slash-n'-burn Unlocked 2/12/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chibi-mage Unlocked 2/11/10
10 Points
Get all 4 spells
Furball-slayer Unlocked 2/11/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Demon-slayer Unlocked 2/11/10
25 Points
Defeat Demon Beast
Worthy-chibi Unlocked 2/11/10
25 Points
Defeat all 3 knights
Grinder Unlocked 2/12/10
50 Points
Level up everything to level 8
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells

Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/155 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/9/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 9/9/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/9/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/7/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/7/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/13 (130/155 points)

EON

PILGRIM Unlocked 2/26/10
10 Points
Complete the entire first ring of levels.
JUDGE 10 Points Rate 5 or more user levels.
EXPLORER 25 Points Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
JUNIOR 25 Points Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
JURY 25 Points Rate 50 or more user levels.
AMATEUR 50 Points Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
LEGEND 50 Points Complete all three rings of levels.
PRO 50 Points Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
CHAMPION 100 Points Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
EXECUTIONER 100 Points Rate 100 or more user levels.

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)